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God will provideThere's a guy who hears the news on the radio about a coming flood. Rather than panic he reminds himself that al is well, God will provide. A while later the flood's so bad he has to go up to the second floor of his house. Outside, he sees his neighbors in a boat.God will provide
They call to him, come with us!"
"No thanks" he says."God will provide."
A little later, the water's still rising and he's up on his roof. A police helicopter flies by to rescue him. "No thanks," he says.
"God will provide."
So, he drowns. When he meets God in heaven, he says, I don't understand why
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"All my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars." -Mike Dirnt <33
Can you say "HERO"?!
One, 21 guns
Lay down your arms
Give up the fight.
One, 21 guns
Throw up your arms
Into the sky
You and I
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Wants to die, needs to die. Needs to feel the sweet darkness of death that flows slowly into the soul, snuffing out the light. Doesn't want to feel that light tugging back. Its darkness that I need. Why can I not have it?
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I WILL END YOU
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Chuck Norris is my homeboy!!
Visit my page plz [link]
I WILL END YOU
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"All my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars." -Mike Dirnt <33
Can you say "HERO"?!
One, 21 guns
Lay down your arms
Give up the fight.
One, 21 guns
Throw up your arms
Into the sky
You and I
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Chuck Norris is my homeboy!!
Visit my page plz [link]
I WILL END YOU
Ahahaha I tagged you
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"All my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars." -Mike Dirnt <33
Can you say "HERO"?!
One, 21 guns
Lay down your arms
Give up the fight.
One, 21 guns
Throw up your arms
Into the sky
You and I
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Chuck Norris is my homeboy!!
Visit my page plz [link]
I WILL END YOU
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